Do you ever force yourself to wake up from a traumatic nightmare? I haven’t had a nightmare in a long time but good morning it’s 8am…

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One of these days my wrist is going to become permanently sprained

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My cactus/succulent garden :3 I’ve found a new hobby! #indoorgarden

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Completely white beta #ownit

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

ruinscape:

MY GRANDMOTHER TRIED TO GO TO THE MOVIES YESTERDAY AND ACCIDENTALLY GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE CHICAGO GAY PRIDE PARADE AND SHE HAD THE TIME OF HER LIFE AND WANTS TO GO AS A FAMILY NEXT YEAR OH MY GOD

fuckyeahblasphemy:

suckmylorddisick:

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term—making her a single mother with limited income who had to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

bap-frozen-in-the-tardis:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

woah I can read 700wpm

wow i could read that whole thing wtf

allthingshyper:

hellafandom:

twospoonsofoatmealacouplanuts:

elsarendelle:

dapper elsa strikes again

tally ho

tally ho

toodle pip pip cheerio

The kettle is boiling on the stove tonight
I look forward to it most
A kitchen of eager tea drinkers
And it looks like I’m the host

DEAR

GOD