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It’s 3:52 AM and I just finished two blankets and a burp cloth for my new baby cousin<3 okay imma crash now

It’s 3:52 AM and I just finished two blankets and a burp cloth for my new baby cousin<3 okay imma crash now

"Will you let me take a picture?" "No.." My brother is the cutest butthole that ever lived

"Will you let me take a picture?" "No.." My brother is the cutest butthole that ever lived

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

Nobody notices when we leave. I mean, the moment when we really choose to go. At best you might feel a whisper, or the wave of a whisper, undulating down.

(Source: memorylight)

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela)

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

watson-wench:

giroline:

doinbitude:

Oh god… frenchs and their … translations

( Honte à nous de blasphémer Sherlock ! Mais bon je me suis bien marrer xD)

It says:

1-Suicide attempt, with a weapon made of compacted bone and blood.

2-It broke after it went through the abdomen.

3-Like a…

4-penis.

5-A penis?

M E A T   D A G G E R

IS THIS AN OFFICIAL TRANSLATION? DID THEY SERIOUSLY TRANSLATE MEAT DAGGER INTO PENIS?

oswwin:

TOP 8 DOCTOR WHO COMPANIONS: #6 - CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS (as voted by my followers)

"Wish I’d never met you Doctor. I was much better off as a coward."

attractiveguyfrom-theblindbanker:

my interests include feeling sorry for myself, sherlock, doctor who, supernatural, and punk rock. 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dboybaker:

thedreadpiratejames:

theothercogirl:

tatmanblue:

Amazing

Awww

Wow. That took guts.

At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.
True story.

YOU’RE FREE NOW LITTLE ANIMALS :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dboybaker:

thedreadpiratejames:

theothercogirl:

tatmanblue:

Amazing

Awww

Wow. That took guts.

At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.

True story.

YOU’RE FREE NOW LITTLE ANIMALS :D

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

(Source: jellys)

ifyouwillsayityouwillsayitloud:

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WHO THE FUCK IS WRITING THESE AND WHY DO THEY THINK THEY CAN PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS?

My name’s Pitt, and your ass ain’t talkin’ your way outta this shit.

(Source: roseivrs)

humansofnewyork:

"I’m a big fat nerd.""What’s one thing that makes you a nerd?""Dude, I’ve been working renaissance fairs for 25 years, my hobby is making swords and daggers, and the patches on my jacket are from a science fiction novel."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m a big fat nerd."
"What’s one thing that makes you a nerd?"
"Dude, I’ve been working renaissance fairs for 25 years, my hobby is making swords and daggers, and the patches on my jacket are from a science fiction novel."

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: snails135)

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego